flamingegg:

pros to dating me:

  • i’ll actually respond to ur text
  • u can literally kiss me whenever u want (esp random neck kisses like yes please)
  • we can hold hands
  • butt touches
  • cuddles? ? ? yes good
  • i’ll play with your hair
  • u don’t have to worry about me liking other people bc i’m annoyed by almost everyone
  • smooches

image 

(Source: radgoku, via texas-bass)

roughkiss:

peevsie77:

gay-undertones:

gay-undertones:

So my sister’s out for the day and my sister’s room is completely covered in One Direction posters
So I thought “why not cut out 350 shrek faces

aND MAKE EVERYTHING SHREK”
I PRESENT TO YOU

ONE DIR”SHREK”TION

350 shrek faces

No face left uncovered





Now we wait


MAN DOWN MAN DOWN


This is a thing of beauty

It’s the dedication that makes this joke so funny.

roughkiss:

peevsie77:

gay-undertones:

gay-undertones:

So my sister’s out for the day and my sister’s room is completely covered in One Direction posters

So I thought “why not cut out 350 shrek faces

aND MAKE EVERYTHING SHREK”

I PRESENT TO YOU

ONE DIR”SHREK”TION

350 shrek faces

No face left uncovered

Now we wait

MAN DOWN MAN DOWN

This is a thing of beauty

It’s the dedication that makes this joke so funny.

(via st0p-this-lovesick-melody)

vvil7:

Age-outs trying to march another year

vvil7:

Age-outs trying to march another year

(Source: greeneyejuliette, via daniggest)

vivalanorge:

England: colour
America: color
England: humour
America: humor
England: flavour
America: flavor
England: what are you doing
America: getting rid of u lmao

(via darkestnation)

stephienanie:

Perfect outfit for the aquarium today

stephienanie:

Perfect outfit for the aquarium today

(via alphaphiprep)

This whole thing is really pissing me off to be honest

not only are you spending more time with him than i am but your practice ended 3 and a half hours ago and youre still not home it literally makes me want to scream 

pk-dwv:

Drum Corps kids dreams. 

gatoradeporn

pk-dwv:

Drum Corps kids dreams.

gatoradeporn

austindoesdrumcorps:

It doesn’t matter because all we are are dots on the field.

semenglycumplex:

"Chaos was the law of nature; Order was the dream of man."

semenglycumplex:

"Chaos was the law of nature; Order was the dream of man."